bewbers:

"we’re having guests over come downstairs"

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hiptonized:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

"Turning you on turns me on."
Unknown (via perfect)

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

lol-post:

A Canadian trying to fit in.

lol-post:

A Canadian trying to fit in.

  • My therapist: Look at nature. Look at flowers. We never walk into our garden and say "Oh wouldn't that flower be so much more pretty if it were taller? Or red instead of pink?" No, we don't. Because nature was created perfect just as it is. And so are we. We are part of nature, we are how we're meant to be, we are perfect just as we are.
  • spookygeiszlers:

    Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

    me peeing

  • me: shit son
  • me: sHIT
  • me: that water is barely yellow
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i am hydrated as HELL